drag me to hell

i tossed ‘drag me to hell’ into the dvd player without knowing what to expect. i’m glad i wasn’t expecting much because i surely would have been disappointed.

i’ll admit it... there were some gross scenes (ie... formaldehyde draining from the mouth of a dead woman... INTO the sultry mouth of Alison Lohman. gross.) but all sincerity was lost when even my impaired, contact-less, eyes noticed the cheesiness of the special effects. i felt like i was watching ‘who framed roger rabbit?’ but only this time... the obviously-animated graphics weren’t cute.

you know those movies... the ones where everything seems to be working out for the “good guys” and you just hope and pray that there's not a happy ending? well this is that movie (and ironically enough... this is also how i feel about director Sam Raimi's career).

ugh, i don't even want to talk about this movie anymore...